Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking.
"What the hell do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother.
"Shit Ma, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother.
The mother bitch slapped him across the face.
"We don''t fucking talk like that in this god damn house! Now, how about you, son? I hope you''ve learned a lesson from your brother. What the hell do you want for breakfast?"
"You Fucking bet I learned my lesson! I don''t want any fucking pancakes god damnit!"
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