I forget were i heard this but yea i hope u enjoy
There are too old ladies sitting outside their retirement home smoking.
they notice that its starting to rain so the one lady pulls out a condom with the end cut off and puts it around her cigarette
the other woman asks "whats that?"
She replies "its a condom to keep my cigarette dry."
"where do you get condoms?"
"you can go get them at any drug store or pharmacy"
So the old lady goes to a local drug store the next day. She walks up to the counter and asks for a condom.
The young man behind the counter is clearly distressed for the woman is in her 80's but asks "sure what kind would you like?"
The woman replies "anything dear as long as it fits a camel."
The man behind the counter faints.
Subject: My joke :D 
Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:00 pm
